While sitting on the couch...
Me (pretending to sniff his feet): Whoa! Those are some stinky feet.
Shepherd: They are not stinky. They are just tasty. They are tasty and good.
While cuddling in his bed...
Me: Shepherd I just love your nose.
Shepherd: I love your nose, too. It has boogers in it. Why don't you get them out.
While using a public potty...
Shepherd: Why are you holding my hands, Mama?
Me: So that you don't fall in.
(After he finishes)
Me: Now I have to peepee in the potty.
Shepherd: Okay, Mama. I'll hold your hands so you don't fall in.
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Emily offers me some of her M&M's when I successfully go to the potty. I tried explaining to her that adults don't get rewards for going to the potty, but sometimes I take the M&M's anways because...chocolate...
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